All you crazy teens out there who think it's the best to take pictures of your crazy self in your dirty bathroom, let me teach you all about how to really do it the right way. By reading this you'll learn how to take pictures that will back people go, "Hey, that person's has got this business down to the nitty gritty!"
First thing to do is make sure your toilet it flushed. No one want to see what you did five minutes before and which afterwards it felt so great to get it out of your system you decided to take a picture of yourself as well.
Next thing is make sure it's only you in the bathroom; no buddy pics! It reflects badly on yourself when you're in a private environment with another human being. The question people ask is, "What are they doing...?" and "Are their parent's home?"
My next suggestion is keep your shirt down. What ever you think about yourself, you don't have fun-boy abs like you think you do. The mirror always makes you look silly.
Be moderate, smile slyly.
I have included a correct and incorrect way to do such things.
Go forth and conquer!
~~~hahahaha! I love it!~~~
ReplyDeleteTruly an original.
ReplyDeleteMany thanks for the laughs today.
Ms. Patti
That was freaking hilarious. Thanks again for the lanyard btw ;)You're da best. -Emma
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